the funniest blog post u will ever read

-ive always said i wanted a car license plate that said AH LIAN. just becoz it would be so wrong that it was on my car. anyways. this conversation started with haiquan sending me a foto that he took, coz he said he'd prove it to me one day that someone else had that plate already. so here it is. damn person . anyways. anyone have any idea what car this is? it looks temptingly like a skyline. but OBVIOUSLY it isnt. so yeah. leave comments. if u think ure smart enough. otherwise me and haiquan will just keep fighting.

-anyways. the rest of this msn convo got really funny. i thought i'd share it with the rest of u. sorry haiquan, i couldnt resist!

ps. i deleted some lines that werent relevant.and added in comments in green

=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
my face farking pain. from washing (i just came outta the shower)
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
wth
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
u washed with the toilet brush or wat
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
with proper soap thing lah
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
U IDIOT
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=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
emoticon of a stick man flinging his uh. kookoocheow. sent to me by markee
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
check out my coooooOOOL man
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
i wanna boyf like that wahaha
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
u wan a bf tts flacid?
some random comments
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
why u wan yr bf to fling his dick ard
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
wat does it prove
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
WAHAHAHA
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
wahah i dunno
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
its just entertaining
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
i just chOKed ( I LITERALLY CHOKED)
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~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
why face itchy ah (commenting on me scratchin my face coz we were on webcam)
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
yeah shuddup
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
need a slap
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
I told u my face pain
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
u kooKOOcheow
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
pain and u scratch?
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
if itchy get a bf tt can do the flinging thingy and get a u know wat slap
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
cure yr itch and make u happy
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
WTF LAH MAKE ME HAPPY
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
gettin dick slapped does not make girls happy
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
how i know
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
u like flinging dicks mah...
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
then u have itchy face....
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
WAHAHAH
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
so ......
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=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
waHAHAH oral sex is like....illegal in singapore.
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
its illegal if u dun have sex after tt
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
HUH
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
OH IZZIT
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
if it s a prelude to sex then it ok
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
so if u suck.. u gotta fuck
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
ARE U SURE
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
really ar
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
its a law to help declining birth rates
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
and YES I AM SURE
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=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
i wasnt SQUINTING (in retort to him saying 'you like to squint your eyes rite')
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
yes u were
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
was not
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
was to
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
OMG
=r.a.E²= self fulfillin prophecies - OMG GHOST ON CHANNEL 9 TONITE says:
like kids lah
~SeaSpringz~*Is Super PISSED, Someone threw away my Gear box!!!~~* says:
hahaha
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geex. its things that that that really make me miss the PS days back in..hmx..*counts*..1999.
wow. that was a hell long time ago. i miss hangin out with my boys..playing ddr. running ard the 7th floor. gettin scolded by security guards. naggin at u guys for goin to the carpark to smoke.play 007 ling ling qi bang ah!! and doin forfeits. sighx. those were the days huh. how did it get to the way it is now? we grew up. or u guys did at least. i hate this. i want u all back.